devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas)

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

  • 1 week ago
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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
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Yes, been a week since I saw you last, I want a kiss damnit.

Yes, been a week since I saw you last, I want a kiss damnit.

(Source: weheartit.com)

  • 2 weeks ago
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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

  • 2 weeks ago
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lo-giene:

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire


Hahaha, I have a dick sucker that looks exactly like thos

lo-giene:

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire

Hahaha, I have a dick sucker that looks exactly like thos

(Source: fuckmesostrong)

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sportsandsyntax:

Nevada, do something with your life.

sportsandsyntax:

Nevada, do something with your life.

(Source: peacid)

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hplyrikz:

Take 2 minutes out your day and listen to my new song “Footsteps”.
It’s dedicated to everyone who’s going through the struggles of being accepted, everyone who’s had their heart broken and everyone who’s still praying for a better tomorrow. It’s dedicated to those who view suicide as their only escape. You are loved. There’s so much more to life, and I promise there will be a better tomorrow. Stay strong.

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hplyrikz:

Everything I love here

hplyrikz:

Everything I love here

(Source: asdfghjkllove)

  • 2 weeks ago
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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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